Come Meat Plants

Return of the Mack

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:43:00 -0500

I often dream of my grand entrance to some award ceremony being a boisterous stroll with...

Hurricane Ike (Irene who?)

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:19:00 -0400

Everyone is up in arms about this Irene character but hell, I’m from Texas and my hurricane...

Carrot. Apple. Ginger.

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 14:28:00 -0400

Not to be mistaken for: water, sugar, purple. This triumverate serves as the bulk of most of my...

Here is my Breville. Also known as the Juicer aka Juicy....

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 09:11:00 -0400

Here is my Breville. Also known as the Juicer aka Juicy.

Juicy is my first child (well, really my second if I account for her aborted brother, Jack LaLanne). She’s fast, smart and easy to clean. I bought her at Best Buy for a cool Franklin. Playing hard to get, I found her perched at the very top of all the grinding machines. Glad I made the climb though. So far it has been grand…

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Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:15:35 -0400

Hello. Come meat plants.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:14:21 -0400

My name is Schuy. And I am a hypocrite. Enlightened by my elitist education and burrowing...

"You don’t win friends with salad."

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:53:58 -0400

“You don’t win friends with salad.” - Homer Simpson